5 Ways Conservatives Promote Shirking and Freeloading

Freeloading CrowEarly in high school my daughters learned a lesson about group projects: some people don’t like to pull their weight. It wasn’t the kids who struggled to produce quality work that the girls found most frustrating. As fiery Ohio State Senator Nina Turner says, “We don’t all run the race at the same pace,” and the girls got that. It was the shirkers. I myself used to want one of those bumper stickers that say, “Mean people suck.” The girls would have wanted one that said, “Freeloaders suck.”

If life were just about bumper stickers, most conservatives would agree. The welfare queen icon of the 1970’s is credited to of conservative strategist Lee Atwater, and Republicans ranging from self-serving paranoia mongers like Glenn Beck to self-righteous fundamentalists like Phyllis Schlafly wax eloquent about personal responsibility.

But if you pay attention to conservative policy priorities you will notice that conservatives don’t actually want all Americans to step up, pitch in, and take responsibility. Responsibility is for ghetto dwellers, and fat kids who eat at McDonalds, and teens who get knocked up, and poor people who have fallen on hard times. Bootstrap it, baby, even if your feet are bare.

The delusion that each of us is master of his or her own destiny generates a callous attitude toward people who are struggling; it also generates a lack of appreciation for what successful Americans have received from generations past. Conservatives who think success is a matter of bootstrapping don’t ask what investments we need to make today so that future generations have the same bounty and opportunities we had. Bootstrap believers are oblivious to the principle of pay it forward.

Seattle, where I live, is scattered with people who got rich in the high tech lottery. Some of them are keenly aware of the conditions that allowed them to win big: rule of law, great schooling, teamwork, early government investment in the internet, and so on, along with their own hard work. Some are not. I remember one retired Microsoft millionaire commenting wryly about another, “He was born on third base and thinks he hit a home run.” As venture capitalist Nick Hanauer reminds us in his book, The True Patriot, there’s no such thing as a self-made man.

The fact is, just like those Microsoft and Google millionaires, America’s prosperity has been a group project. The most archetypal image of American history is not the lone cowboy but the barn building. Generations past laid the foundation for our economy, everything from physical infrastructure like roads that transport goods to market, to the abstract rules of the market itself—copyright protection, for example, or anti-trust laws. But even with that well-built foundation there are some things the market doesn’t do well. Clean water, sewer systems, national security, air traffic control . . . these are things we can’t very well create alone or by competing with each other, so we build and own them together, and we hire employees we call public servants to manage them. Many of these basics of prosperity only work if we all play by the same rules and all do our share.

But for all of their hardnosed rhetoric about personal responsibility, conservatives get mighty squishy when responsibility gets personal. Basic human flaws like selfishness and greed and a near limitless capacity for hypocrisy mean that we humans often end up with our heads on backwards; we talk one way and walk the other. That is how it is with conservatives and responsibility. Look at the walk instead of the talk, the policy priorities instead of the bumper stickers, and you will see that freeloading and shirking are perfectly compatible with conservative thinking. Here is just a handful of examples.

1. Disaster relief for some. Faced with someone else’s disaster or one that hasn’t yet made landfall, conservatives in the House and Senate fight to cut disaster relief funds. Why should I pay more taxes when my back yard is high and dry? Yet when election time came in November, New Jersey governor Chris Christie got points from Republican allies for securing federal funds in the aftermath of Superstorm Sandy. In the words of William Palatucci of the RNC, Christie truly cared about the problems confronting families. At the time of Sandy, Oklahoma Senators James Inhofe and Tom Coburn voted against providing relief funds for the Eastern seaboard. But when tornados touched down in their home state, they had no trouble putting out a hand and asking those East Coast liberals and the rest of America for assistance. They sought help from the same FEMA insurance funds they had been trying to whack back.  

I personally don’t consider it mooching when people who have been hit hard want to draw on an insurance pool that they’ve paid into, but some want to draw out without paying in. Oklahoma senators aren’t the only culprits. Most religious organizations claim that paying taxes on their real estate or income would blur the line between church and state, God forbid. But they don’t express the same concern when money flows in the opposite direction. Legislation currently advocated by both Catholic and Protestant lobbyists would allow churches to draw on public disaster relief funds that they haven’t paid into.

2.  Subsidies for religion. That’s not the only way that religious organizations and individual are hoping to get something for nothing. Rather like corporations that want the rights but not the responsibilities of personhood, churches and even some religious individuals want the benefits of citizenship without the duties. They want exemptions from basic human rights laws, like the obligation to serve gay people in public accommodations or to provide preventive health coverage to employees or to respect religious freedom in the military. They also want public money without having to chip in. In recent decades, figuring out how to pay for religion on the public dime without paying into the public kitty has become big business.  

Religious clergy use the same roads, electric line, water pipes, and sewers as the rest of us. They benefit from the same police services, military protection, and international diplomacy. But since 1954 they have not had to pay income tax on any compensation designated as a “housing allowance.” A clergy member could have $25,000 of his $75,000 salary so designated, use the money to purchase a house, and then, in a practice called “double dipping,” deduct mortgage interest and property taxes. On November 22, a federal judge ruled against the exemption, which re-directed an estimated $2.3 billion out of public coffers over a five year period. Given the amount at stake, it is expected that church lobbyists will pressure the Obama administration to appeal the decision. When clergy and churches don’t chip in for the services they use, either the rest of us pay more, or our country goes farther in debt. It’s that simple. 

3. Corporate profits; public losses. Corporations gain a competitive advantage when they can get someone else to pay their costs—someone like taxpayers or future generations of Americans. For example, one small bike shop in Colorado Springs spends $24,000 on medical insurance for four employees, while their biggest competitors, Walmart and Target, get the general public to subsidize healthcare for their workforce. They do it by paying below-poverty wages and limiting employees to part time work. In 2011, the state of Massachusetts spent $14.6 million on insurance for Walmart employees and their dependents, and even more for employees of Target. Freeloading lets irresponsible businesses undercut good-citizen competitors and drive them out of business. 

The same is true when irresponsible corporations are able to use our air and water like a free dump for hazardous waste. In India, it is estimated that pollution from coal plants causes 20 million new cases of asthma each year and kills 120,000. Here in the U.S., pollution levels are lower and asthmatics are more likely to get timely treatment. Even so we have data going back to the 1970’s showing that coal burning increases asthma attacks and respiratory ailments. Coal companies like Peabody don’t have to pay the cost of harm done, which means their profits are subsidized by the American public who take a hit in terms of both health and healthcare costs. Who really pays? The elderly and children. If coal companies had to step up and take responsibility for the real costs of their dirty products, energy innovators might find themselves on a level playing field.

4.  Right to Work or Right to Shirk? Speaking of level playing fields . . . The tug-of-war between living wages and corporate profits isn’t actually a tug of war unless workers can team up and pull together, and conservative profiteers realized a long time ago that they could skew the balance of power in their favor if they could somehow defund the labor movement. The strategy they came up with, which they call “Right to Work” legislation is a stroke of freeloading genius.  These laws basically say that anyone who works in a union shop gets union scale wages and benefits even if they don’t join up, pay dues, or participate in negotiations. Conservatives are banking that if some people have the right to a free ride, they will take it, and eventually there won’t be enough dues-paying members to keep labor organized.

In the children’s book, Swimmy, small fish Swimmyget terrorized by big fish until they learn to team up and swim together in the shape of an even bigger fish.  For the past century, the labor movement organized small fish to swim together, to cast the shadow of a big fish both in wage negotiations and in the halls of congress. Now, with globalization and technology shifts, old models aren’t working so well, which makes this particular conservative freeloader tactic well timed.      

 5.  The Smoking Gun. If one institution in the U.S. could be held up as the pinnacle of conservative freeloading it should be the NRA. The objective of the gun lobby is to ensure that profits accrue to the manufacturers while public health and safety costs do not. In other words, for its funders the NRA advocates the opposite of personal or corporate responsibility. Thanks to relentless lobbying, weapons manufacturers are exempt from liability caused by their deadly products.  

Gun advocates often are as guilty as manufacturers when it comes to shirking and freeloading. The libertarian ethic that idolizes gun rights is actually one that says I play; you pay.  Today, if I left a sword lying around unsecured where it could be found by a curious child or suicidal teen, I would be more legally liable than if I left an enticing gun lying around under the same circumstances. A sword owner has a responsibility to protect the general public under what are called “attractive nuisance” laws. Seventeen percent of gun owners keep their guns both loaded and unlocked. Last year, 52 kids in King County, Washington, were caught with guns at school. If guns were treated like other dangerous possessions, careless owners would be in a world of hurt, because the hurt they create would belong, at least financially, to them.

I could give dozens more examples—extraction companies that want to draw down America’s bank account of natural resources and then put profits in offshore tax shelters; online retailers that want to replace brick and mortar stores without paying local taxes that fund worker retraining; university educated bankers who pay expensive accountants to help them avoid chipping in for higher education. . .  . But the bottom line is this: When conservatives talk about responsibility, don’t read their lips; read their white papers. Corporate conservatives want special rules that let them privatize profits and socialize losses. Religious conservatives want special exemptions from civic duties and laws that apply to everyone else. Libertarian conservatives simply believe they are special—that 4000 diaper changes and university educations notwithstanding, they truly are self-made and don’t owe anything to anyone, past, present or future. It’s time we challenged the notion that the Republicans are the party of responsibility. 


Valerie Tarico is a psychologist and writer in Seattle, Washington. She is the author of Trusting Doubt: A Former Evangelical Looks at Old Beliefs in a New Light and Deas and Other Imaginings, and the founder of www.WisdomCommons.org.  Subscribe to her articles at Awaypoint.Wordpress.com.

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21 Responses to 5 Ways Conservatives Promote Shirking and Freeloading

  1. Great point Mrs. Tarico. I tell my daughter who is 15 that if she wants the American dream, she might have to relocate to China or India. The linear idea of college, marriage, kids and retirement for these younger kids is all but done. You cannot be middle class anymore in this country. Fortunately, all she wans is to be an artist and musician, and hates the idea of getting married or being a parent.


  2. Ferdi Businger says:

    Valerie, this is such a excellent article describing conservative hypocrisy, I wonder if you could get it published in the New York Times or USA Today as a guest editorial. Also, send it off to the Huffington Post. Everyone needs to read this. It could also be titled “The Politics of Greed.”


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  4. steven1111 says:

    I read this article on Alternet and followed it back to you here. How nice to find you at WordPress. I really think you nailed it with this pirce. Good job.


  5. Perry Bulwer says:

    Another fantastic article. It reminds me of these two recent articles; the first by an evangelical financial advisor, the second a rebuttal to the first. There should be a war on poverty but instead there is a war on the poor. Poor-bashing is a symptom of a seriously sick society in which the game is fixed and all the rules are rigged for the benefit of those who already hold all the power and wealth.

    “20 Things the Rich Do Every Day: So what do the rich do every day that the poor don’t do?”

    “20 Things the Poor Do Everyday That the Rich Never Have to Worry About. Just staying alive is a struggle.”


  6. jsegor23 says:

    Excellent article as always. However your sword analogy is misleading. In your example it is the sword owner who is liable for injury and not the sword manufacturer. Likewise, a gun owner who allows a child to injure someone with a gun would also be liable, but not the manufacturer unless the gun is defectively made or designed and the defect leads to injury. Under ordinary product liability rules the manufacturer might be liable for injuries caused as a result of the defect. The gun manufacturers seek to avoid all such liability.


    • Well, in the sword analogy I was referring to the owner, but you are right about the product liability. When a product maims and kills by design, we don’t really have a way of dealing with that. So, it’s ironic that products who have great public benefit–like,to cite one of my themes, contraceptives–but sometimes cause harm trigger massive class action suits that can force them off the market even if they help far more people than they harm. Guns are in their own strange category.

      One might perhaps argue that innocent death is a form of “collateral damage” from guns and that those who make, own, or wield them are morally responsible and should be legally liable to minimize collateral damage. Most common sense gun laws like universal background checks, having abusers and felons relinquish guns, mandatory trigger locks etc. might fall in this category.


      • jsegor23 says:

        The rules governing liability for the three classes you mention, manufacturers, owners and users are state specific. They reflect different judgments regarding the scope of responsibility, both criminal and civil. The prevention precautions that you mention are good, but if implemented, will probably have only a limited effect in reducing gun produced injury and death. Substantially reduced availability of guns would be best, but that is not politically or under the present Supreme Court, constitutionally, possible.


  7. syrbal-labrys says:

    Reblogged this on herlander-walking and commented:
    What She Said….I wish this could be encapsulated on a billboard that Pierce County “conservatardsives had to drive by daily.


  8. A thoughtful and interesting piece, which has its parallels over here in the UK where we have a right-wing Westminster government busily contracting the state and effectively making poorer people and public servants pay for the debt incurred by the rich in the financial crash.
    One of the concepts which I grew up with is the idea of “public goods”, i.e. those things which benefit all but cannot be provided by individuals. Things such as roads, sewers, clean water supplies, hospitals, defence of the realm, a national railway network etc.. These can only be provided by the initiative of the state, although it is not necessarily the case that the state has to maintain them – only ensure their proper regulation in the public interest. Those things from which we all benefit require to be funded by us all – or profits from their operation returned to the national pot, in rare cases where that can happen.
    The argument that arises is not whether or not public goods exist, or should be provided, but who should operate them, or take any profits that arise, or how they should be regulated. One example is that toll roads are not tolerated by the public in the UK; there is only one, the M6 Toll to the north of Birmingham. A recent proposal to build a new, privately-funded, major extension to the road that runs to the Suffolk ports and have the costs recouped through tolling was pulled because of this very point – the public would generally take the free, slower road and deprive the road operator of their income, making the scheme unviable.
    This current Conservative-Liberal Democrat coalition government is now making cuts in benefits to the poorest in our societies that really look vexatious and spiteful. The most egregious of these is the reduction in rent support for families who happen to occupy houses with more bedrooms than they occupy; this has become known as the Bedroom Tax. For families whose budgets are balanced on a knife-edge, this is too much. Even the loss of £15 a week is enough to push them into arrears and ultimately onto the streets.
    Public services are also expected to pay the cost of private recklessness in bringing about the financial crash. I’m a professional working in local government where I’ve had one 1% pay increase in five years. Effectively, my pay has been cut by about 15% in real terms over that time, because inflation has gone on its merry way. But I’m lucky: a friend of mine was talking about an English local authority were staff have had a 5% pay cut, been forced to take three days a year as unpaid leave and face another 2% pay cut next year. The cost in public goods in terms of the commitment and interest of these public servants in what they do is much more than that.


    • It does sound like you are struggling with the same issues we face here. Public goods are our shared wealth. They also are the foundation of the economy, but we have such a loud anti-tax, anti-government contingent here that it is difficult even to have a conversation about them. I have traveled in places with few public assets–either constructed ones like roads, or systems of communication, –or natural resources, which have been depleted and stripped. When people have few shared assets then you see how radically poor we all could be.


  9. As much as the problem you cite in this editorial is real, it’s merely a symptom of the real problem, which is moral expediency and end-justifies-the-means moral relativism. Ranging from voter suppression laws to efforts to defund vitally needed and successful social programs (Social Security comes to mind), to accusations that any opposition to their expressions of hatred and bigotry is an invasion of their right to free speech, conservatives are notable for their moral inconsistency and outright hypocrisy. It is why I consider conservatism to be one of the four great evils of the modern age (the other three are capitalism, tribalism/nationalism and religion – and conservatism serves as a handmaiden to the other three). Until we recognize conservatism for the evil that it is, and confront it with rigorous education in reason, critical thinking, logic and moral philosophy, it will continue to stymie social progress.


  10. Mr Religious Agnostic and Political Agnostic says:

    You really got my attention when you said that a sword owner would be held more liable than a gun owner — until I read the definition of “attractive nuisance”, at the uslegal link you provided, and couldn’t find any basis for that assumption. Surely a gun lying around could attract a child’s attention, just as much as a sword or an unfilled pool. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure all three of those scenarios could entail “attractive nuisance” legal liability. And I’m pretty sure the sword manufacturer would not be any more liable than the gun manufacturer. So what is exactly is the compare/contrast here?

    The rest of the article would be more compelling if it considered both sides of the equation. For example, what’s to make me believe Ms Libertarian didn’t pay for her own college education? Or is it possible that when Sen Inhofe says the $50B Sandy relief bill was saddled w/irrelevant projects in far-flung places like the Virgin Islands, maybe his crime is less the sin of freeloading and more the sin of not putting up with his Capital colleagues’ shenanigans?


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