Christian Taliban Chant

Teliban, Taliban,

Tele-evangeliban,

Sell-a-ban, Yell-a-ban,

We’re the Christian Taliban!

Hogwarts ban, Janet ban,

Heathen dogs to Hell-iban

Million mom, Million man,

A Private Ryan swearing ban.

Condom ban, jelly ban,

Touch-your-secret-organ ban,

Hey, Focus-on-the-Family fan,

Bush and Dick are back again!

Hearing ban, taxing ban,

Photographing coffin ban.

Marriage ban, research ban,

Georgie is God’s right hand man.

Info ban, spying van,

Call Osama up again …

Rove may have a Master Plan

But Georgie is our right hand man.

Promise Keepers, march the land!

Victory is in our hand.

Black is white and White is grand,

More death means Jesus comes again.

Taliban, Teliban,

Tele-evangeliban,

Sell-a-ban, Yell-a-ban,

We’re the Christian Taliban!

2004